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STICKY TOONS

Some of you may have noticed I haven't been around much lately ~ haven't been doing the usual 12 hour shift here in Xangaville. Hopefully things return to normal as soon as my partner in crime returns. She's been MIA fo…
THANK YOU XANGA

I don't know exactly how long it's been since Xanga has made the new changes but I for one am impressed. The new format, the great new photo uploader are terrific. Thanks Xanga team. You guys have really outdone your…
DISPOSABLE CATS

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? I've been to London, to visit the Queen. To poop and pee, in her shoe, That's something I like - to occassionally do. (another fine poem by yours truly) I just read my lo…
SUNDAY SILLINESS

Here are a few more funnies. I really need some perking up today. Woman's Standing Urinal Pretty weird things here in the interwebz!
SATURDAY EVENING FUNNIES !

"Yeeee hawww, ~ stick it in your Grandma!" I got a call from a guy in Newfoundland last night and that's how he says hello when you answer the phone. I've worked with some pretty crazy bastards over the years but this…
Camping with DD

Camping here was fun. Ever eat a scorpion? Going camping on the May 24th weekend here in Canada is a huge tradition for millions of people. Whether they're headed off to open their cottage or cabin somewhere in the w…
DD's SWIMSUIT EDITION

Notice how the one with the black top is fishing around with her paw - looking underneath the other woman's flaps, in her shorts for more donuts? DEAR GOD - WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAY WAcKINESS

I just received a notice from Nestle's that Blue Smarties are back! Yippeeee!!! That's all it took to get me motivated (and this 6 pack) - to bring out some more Demotivational Posters. I hope Sticky likes…
COMA COMEDY

Coma Comedy Every once in awhile someone will ask me what it was like being in a coma for months. Today I have a 12 pack of good beer, my usual sparring partner is away for a few days so I'm kind of relieved, (just ki…
GOOD KIDS

How many times have you seen people saying negative things about the youth of today? Well, just to be different I thought I'd post this little article about one particular young lady that is trying to make a difference.…
MOTHER ORDERED NOT TO BREASTFEED 6 YEAR OLD SON (I got this out of a newspaper, ~~ The Stratford Beacon Herald) An Australian court ordered a mother not to breastfeed her 6 year old. The order came during a custody ba…
SATURDAY EVENING FUNNIES

Due to unforeseen circumstances, (a bottle of vodka at my Mom's place and many beers here later) ~ the Saturday Morning Funnies were unavailable on time. So tonight I present to you a later edition of silliness. Have fu…
Who & What is a DickDoktor ?

Yes, I'm casing the joint. Looking for an easy way in. My Gran was one of the best seamstress and suit designers around, I always looked good. She made suits for the Mayor here, city counsel members and of course,…
Computer War

In the last few weeks I've been having problems with my PC screwing up. Some days it's just minor little things, other days it's been one big cluster fuck. For some crazy reason, I'd go to start up FireFox and it would i…
Another Sticky Toon
WEDNESDAY WAcKINESS

Nothing like a few jokes to make hump day a bit more fun. Enjoy Amigos! Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.Wiping away her tears, he…
Fibs, Lies and BS

Whether it's a little white lie or a full blown con job ~ lies hurt. I'm sure many of you know what I'm talking about if you've ever been lied to by someone you know an…
SATURDAY MORNING FUNNIES

Yes kids, I'm back. Decided to leave that island in the Bahamas, come back here and raise some hell. To get things started - here's your batch of funnies. I'll get around to posting actual words soon. My parole off…
I'm New to Xanga ~ "Oh No!"

Hi everyone! I'm just getting started on Xanga... Drop me a comment if you've got some ideas on what to do first - or just to say, "Hi!" I appreciate Xanga for sending out this introduction…